Out of focus and silhouetted palm trees with a UFO and a green sky

We’ll Make Great Pets

I have a working theory that humans are part of a simulation we think is real life that is directed by smarter beings in the sky. It’s the only plausible-to-me explanation of the state of the world. These beings or hell, AIs, are behind some sort of universal command center Read more

By becca, ago
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I Didn’t Go to the Gym Today

Or any day during my three-month membership this fall. It’s so cliche, slightly amusing, and just a really interesting behavioral curiosity. When I signed up, I was so convinced I’d go to Zumba and yoga classes, aiming for a couple of times a week. I told myself at the beginning Read more

By becca, ago